Elephants Like Weekends Too

It's the weekend!  Let's take a moment to laugh.  And nothing makes me laugh more than Elephant Jokes!

How do you know if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

• There are footprints in the cheesecake.

How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

• There are two sets of footprints in the cheesecake.

How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

• You can't close the door.

How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?

• Your nose is squashed to the ceiling.

What do you do with a blue elephant?

• Cheer it up.

What do you do with a red elephant?

• Quit telling it dirty jokes.

What do you do with a white elephant?

• Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then refer to question above.

Why don't elephants ride bikes?

• The don't have thumbs to ring the bell.